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GREETING CARD - CHILDS B**CH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
$7.50
Welcome to the ultimate parenting club! Our card, 'You’re Now Your Child’s Bitch,' celebrates the hilarious truth of parenthood with a cheeky grin. Perfect for new parents or those deep in the trenches, this card brings a laugh and a high-five to the journey of raising kids. Because let’s face it—sometimes the best way to survive the chaos is with a little humour!
- 10.5cm x 14.8cm
- Premium, matte 400gsm
- Individually wrapped in a cello sleeve including a premium white envelope enclosed in a mailer.
Pickup available at Martha St Store
Usually ready in 24 hours
Free shipping over $150
Full refunds within 14 days
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Fast shipping across Australia
Enjoy complimentary express delivery on all Australian orders over $150. Orders under $150 are dispatched via Australia Post with a flat-rate shipping fee of $10. Once packed, typically within 48 hours on business days, you'll receive a tracking number to easily follow your parcel.
Simple returns within 14 days
Not quite what you expected? Return full-price, non-sale items within 14 days of the order date for a full refund (excluding shipping costs) or store credit. Just send the items back in their original, unworn condition with tags attached. Exchanges aren’t held, so feel free to reorder your desired size and return the rest within our return window.